methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

(via samrgarrett)

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

(via ghilannain)

earthnation:

i thought incense and incest were the same thing until i was like 13 so my mom would always burn incense and i would say things like “are u burning incest” or “this incest smells good” and my mom would just laugh 

(via hharispiltonn)

nunnabe:

lulz-time:

printers are awful

it’s 2013 so

  1. why do they still make so much noise
  2. why are they so pushy and impatient
  3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
  4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

That fourth point tho

(Source: bartowski, via grandpanacea)