• me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*

jamekirks:

goldshirts-tightpants:

star trek legally blonde au

 

(Source: flowerkirks, via hercalculatedgrace)

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab, via bananarumba)

cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

(via violacionimaginaria)